Total Medals Earned: 166 (From 47 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,000 Points
Medals Earned: 4/24 (65/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
You made Pico, congrats!
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/100 points)
Elected as President.
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/200 points)
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Check Out The Credits!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/80 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (60/85 points)
Get caught
Ivan
Encounter the cryptid
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Went 2 sleep
Medals Earned: 2/26 (10/500 points)
Sneak
Step on some poop
Start SHOGUN TRIAD DEATHNINJA
Check the options
Check the credits
Eat a urinal cake
Complete your helicopter journey
Find the Newgrounds poster
Get to the top of the stairs
Find the Levi Ramirez room
Kill the Shogun
Beat the game in under 12345 hours
Medals Earned: 8/11 (280/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
I did it on purpose...
Fail 55 times
You know you want this medal